Saturday, April 2, 2011

You're my pervert and I'm your nympho.



"Oooh! Ching Chong Ling Long TIng Tong! Ohhhh!"
Nahh! I'm just kidding. I'm not going to carry on with that shit. It's done deal!
Don't worry, i know i look like i'm drunk in this photo, but i seriously wasn't - just the right snap on bad timing!
No, that's a lie too. I don't actually know what the fuck i was doing in this picture. Get a touch to my natural side!
Lord help me.

So, actually today i wanted to write a little more about myself. It seems a very long time since i have properly talked about "Me" rather than some other subject being the main. So it's a ME blog this time.

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.....hmm, this is harder than i expected it to be.

...Well... ET was my childhood nightmare...

Fuck it! you know what? I'm just going to be straight up with you guys.
After the typing the "ET was my childhood nightmare" i spend at least 20 minutes thinking about all the stuff i wanted to tell you guys about. But i just can't seem to type it all out and posting it up for the world to read. Why? Because i don't think it is the right time yet.

So let's move on to the part I AM willing to share with you guys.
There has been a rumor going around the internet about me for a couple of years now, So i'm going to put an end to it.

I'm not a Lesbian.

There! I said it! I'm just Bi. HAHAHA just kidding...
I actually don't know what the fuck i am. Does it even matter?
I love looking at women, and i love looking at men.
I watch Porn, i watch Lesbian Porn, i watch Gay porn, i watch normal Porn. I watch animated porn.
Does that make me Bi? I don't know. Maybe it just makes me a perv. LMAO!

You're my pervert and i'm your nympho. Any questions? lol

To be honest i don't really care what people call me. I love People. There isn't i love men or i love women. We are all just people. Gay people marry Women, and i just found out my friends wife is a lesbian. Joy! I don't think Lesbians and Gay's exist anymore. I think everyone's just Bi deep down.

Why am i talking to you about this? Because there's been too many! just too many people asking me if i'm a lesbian! So i checked my stats to my youtube channel and found out that 67% of my viewers are female! Woohoo!

7 comments:

  1. I protect you from that creature, ET is a pushover. When it comes time for competition, ET comes to me for advices.

    No, it doesn't matter what you are, not to me. I never thought you were lesbian, why do people even ask this. Lukian! Why .. are .. we .. linked .. I can talk about but it'd just be understood as coincidence probably.

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  2. well, your sexual preference is only interesting for those who wish to get in bed with you. for normal fans, we don't really care, as long as you are what you are ^^

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  3. I think most people are at least closet perverts lukian. They just dont admit it. xD

    Yes you know who you are! ;)

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  4. Your blog isn't about your private life anyway, I'm a bit surprised that you addressed such rumour issue. Whose business is that? As long as you're happy with your life and your relationships, that's all that matters. You don't have to share that with us if you don't feel like, privacy is important. It seems you have some writer's block though, are you ok Lukian?

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  5. I think people are WAYYY too obsessed with labels. We all spend too much time analyzing and interpreting information instead of taking it for what it really is.

    I honestly don't think that people are interested in 'you' as a PERSON. They just wanna label us all and put us in our respective boxes on the shelf. It's ridiculous. Considering this is the 21st century, human kind hasn't really moved much further from the view of 'different' people out there. GAWD it's so annoying.. Ignorance will kill us all one day.. >_>

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  6. I'm interested in her as a person... you're probably not talking about me.. <_<

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  7. Or talking about 'her' per se.. I'm lost. Oh well, Zzzz.

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