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Thursday, March 24, 2011

When people say...

"Maybe you didn't understand me..."
People say this when they are annoyed at the fact you didn't agree with them. No dumbass, i understood you, it just that you are WRONG!

"You look different, what is it…?"
Hmm, i don't know. Depends on if you mean that as a compliment or not. Different as in "I used to look like shit and now i don't" or different as in, "I look older and more worn out but you didn't wanna say it?"

"I hate to ask this, but…"
Then don't! Seriously,…

"No offense But…."
Really? Just because you say no offense doesn't mean you can be a jerk.

"I didn't hear the phone ring"
LIAR!!! lol

"I'll call you…"
They are basically telling you that if they don't get a better option, then they'll call.

"What are you doing tonight/tomorrow/next week?"
Well, I don't know. If you are going to invite me to do something stupid then Yes, i have plans. If the invitation is for something good, then i might be available. The only possible answer to that question is "WHY"!?

"Oh yes, we've met before."
and i stand there like a fish wondering who the hell this person is. LOL I hate that!

"Excuse me, are you in line?"
No, i'm just standing behind all these people to fake you out!

"Eew! Smell this!"
WTF?! You think something smells digesting and you want me to confirm?

I walking through the door soaked to the bone and some dimwit asks "Is it Raining?"
No i got attacked by water balloons.

When I trip and fall flat on my nose and they ask, "are you alright?"
It's like, hell no, I'm not alright! didn't you see me fall!?

I got the feeling that after posting this there will be people who want to comment on this blog saying i sound unkind, selfish and like a real bitch.

I think maybe you should learn to have a sense of humor. LOL

9 comments:

  1. I know exactly how you feel. Sometimes (as in all too often) people ask or say the most ridiculous (and often annoying) things!!!!!

    What can you do? Just remain calm and give the most civil response that you can think of I guess!

    Always practice good etiquette, even in the face of such annoyances. Sure enough a good sense of humor helps a whole lot, but try not to mock if at all possible, as that just demonstrates a degree of rudeness, which is unbecoming of a 'Lady' Instead, be graceful and give a polite response with a nice smile..☺/
    Therefore, You Win & the person with the idiotic remark/comment loses!!!!!

    Que tengas un buen dia!
    Have a nice day!

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  2. lol this was funny :D! I like your sense of humor :]

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  3. LOLLOL! So trueee! It surprises me how people always go "Omg this is so nastyyy! LOOK/SMELL/TASTE IT!" HELL NO I WON'T! D: you just said it was nasty.. eww LOL

    And yeah.. the typical ''no offense but..'' ALWAYS followed by an offensive comment. "No offense, but did u get fat?!" LOLLLLL people suck these days.. or well.. some of them do -__-"

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  4. I think u're funny ~~ LOL

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  5. "No offense But…." We have only 5 spots available for the team. When we see someone we know or even don't know that tries to join but we already have the spot reserved for our friend, we say "No offense, but... *kick* or "sorry [name]" *kick* Not trying to be jerks, just the way it is when we try to keep our promises to our teammates.


    I have this thing where I say, "I'll see you tomorrow." and I really meant the day after tomorrow, I don't know why I say tomorrow! xD

    "What are you doing tonight/tomorrow/next week?" LOL CUZ I'M OBSESSED!

    "Excuse me, are you in line?" I see this all the time, except it's more like. "Excuse me, are you done? (with these weights)" Pick up after yourself amateurs!! (put the weights away!)

    "WTF?! You think something smells digesting and you want me to confirm?" LOLOLOLOLOL It's a guy thing. :D or not :P

    "No i got attacked by water balloons." Just what I feared, it's time to let Old Painless out the bag.. (pumps super soaker) Payback time.

    I was voting (2008) and this woman was talking to this younger woman and her husband and says, "And if you make a mistake, I have whiteout here so you cover it up." Well, Rob here made a mistake! "Hello, do you think I could use your whiteout? I made a mistake." "Oh, sorry, I don't have any whiteout." (Wait, what!?) "But you just told that woman there.." lol

    When I trip and fall flat on my nose and they ask, "are you alright?"
    It's like, hell no, I'm not alright! didn't you see me fall!? >> Shaun of the Dead. They ran over this person, backed up, rolled down the window and "are you alright?" Then the guy growls at them. "oh, thank god." and then they drive off. lol

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  7. i also hate it when ppl ask me whether i'm alright after a fall. But then again, what's the right thing to say??

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  8. "Maybe you didn't understand me..."
    People say this when they are annoyed at the fact you didn't agree with them. No dumbass, i understood you, it just that you are WRONG!

    I like that one!

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  9. The consequences of dealing with people is that you find some who irritate you. *pelts you with water balloons* is it raining now unkind, selfish, wretch!!

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