"Maybe you didn't understand me..."
People say this when they are annoyed at the fact you didn't agree with them. No dumbass, i understood you, it just that you are WRONG!
"You look different, what is it…?"
Hmm, i don't know. Depends on if you mean that as a compliment or not. Different as in "I used to look like shit and now i don't" or different as in, "I look older and more worn out but you didn't wanna say it?"
"I hate to ask this, but…"
Then don't! Seriously,…
"No offense But…."
Really? Just because you say no offense doesn't mean you can be a jerk.
"I didn't hear the phone ring"
"I'll call you…"
They are basically telling you that if they don't get a better option, then they'll call.
"What are you doing tonight/tomorrow/next week?"
Well, I don't know. If you are going to invite me to do something stupid then Yes, i have plans. If the invitation is for something good, then i might be available. The only possible answer to that question is "WHY"!?
"Oh yes, we've met before."
and i stand there like a fish wondering who the hell this person is. LOL I hate that!
"Excuse me, are you in line?"
No, i'm just standing behind all these people to fake you out!
"Eew! Smell this!"
WTF?! You think something smells digesting and you want me to confirm?
I walking through the door soaked to the bone and some dimwit asks "Is it Raining?"
No i got attacked by water balloons.
When I trip and fall flat on my nose and they ask, "are you alright?"
It's like, hell no, I'm not alright! didn't you see me fall!?
I got the feeling that after posting this there will be people who want to comment on this blog saying i sound unkind, selfish and like a real bitch.
I think maybe you should learn to have a sense of humor. LOL