FLYING ANTS DAY!

Oh my fucking god. FTW! It's been over 2 years since i have seen a flying ant. I've only ever seen them back in London. I used to see them every summer! I never knew they existed in Hong Kong as well.

Though it may not be so clear in this video capture, i am actually running for my life.

The story behind this picture?
Well, i bought a very cheap wig for fun a few days ago and i decided to play around with it once i got home. That was around 5pm and the sun was still shining brightly. Living in the "Eastern Stream" there is no need of aircon yet because there isn't much pollution and the air around here is great, all i have to do is keep the balcony doors open.
Time flew by and it started to get dark, me and my friend where messing about playing with our new wigs till i decided to go out to the kitchen to grab some drinks when…

OMFG! There where a bunch of flying ants clubbing next to the Lamp!
Just looking at them just made me itchy. When will I stop itching?!! amg!
I was screaming and my friend dashed out, she started laughing her ass off and said she wanted to film it. WTF?! No filming! just help me get rid of them!
I used the vacuum. LMAO…

I am aware that many people have never seen flying ants before and some never even knew they existed.
But let me tell you something...



There are flying ants everywhere! Annoying little fucks. The humidity and climatic conditions generally have set off all the black ants in their nuptial flights.
Its certainly Flying Ants Day here in the Eastern Stream of Hong Kong.
Anywhere else?

Lost in Time.

Flying around too much has really messed up my sleeping patterns.
I have been trying to fix my timing for the past week and i think it's just getting worse.
For Example, I have been sleeping around 5AM and waking up at 3PM. - Which is really not good. So then i tried to sleep at 9PM and wake up before 10AM. I set the alarm at "PM" by mistake and i ended up waking up at 4PM. Great…
I feel like sleeping beauty, i don't know when to wake up. Normally people would wake up automatically after roughly 8 hours of sleep. But i just can't seem to…

Until one day it was worse because i couldn't sleep. I rolled around in bed watching the clock strike every hour. It was rather heartbreaking. I didn't want to stress myself and get pissed at the fact that i can't sleep and force myself to because i know that's just going to make it worse. So, by the time it reached 5AM, i said to myself, "FTW! I'M GOING TO JUST GET UP!" So i got out of bed and decided to go for a Breakfast Buffet downstairs. LMAO, i was like the earliest bitch in the hotel.

I must say though, i had the best breakfast buffet in Hong Kong. I should wake up earlier more often for this. hehe!

Good-Bye California!

Sniff, i don't want to go home yet!
But don't worry, i'll be back VERY soon. hehe.



So the 14 hour flight back to Hong Kong once again. They didn't change the movie selection since the flight i got to LA. So everything was the same. Which makes it worse because i've already seen what i needed to watch on the first flight.

I just ended up playing a lot of games on my Ipad and watched Black Swan. I kind of wasn't expecting all that nudity and sex scenes. I just hope the chinese passengers behind me didn't think i was watching porn on the plane. haha.



Arriving to Hong Kong. Oh boy, i miss all the coloured "tiles" lmao, now we just have hills and pollution. lol, just kidding. Hong Kong is pretty.

Well, I'm back!
COme to think of it, i can't believe i did so much in 2 days.

Cache Creek.

Yawn~I am absolutely nakkerd. It feels so good to be lying in a bed.
Another shitty picture from my iphone.
So this was my last few hours in California. I rested at Cache Creek Resort.

So when i just arrived to Cache Creek, Johnson was telling me how i have my own swimming pool in my room. So i was like WAAAHHH?! Are you frigging serious!? I ran up to my suite.



The suite was bigger than the one in Pechanga. I had a hufe living room and 2 bathrooms! How can i possibly make the best of both before i leave? LOL. Anyway i saw the bed and i just jumped onto it. I'm mazed i didn't just pass out on it. But wait! Theres one thing i got to see, Where is my swimming pool?!



.....you got to be kidding me. This is Johnson's idea of a "swimming pool"?? Dude the deepest area would only go just past my knees WTH? and the size! This isn't a swimming pool. It's a puddle for you to play around with your feet. lol! Way to go in betting my hopes up high.

But hey! it wasn't all bad, i had around 5 hours until i had to set off to the airport. Since i'm not someone who sleeps on planes, i'm going to do as much sleeping and resting as i can before i get on that journey back to Hong Kong. So i stripped myself and jumped into the Jacuzzi. Then right after, took a nice nap in a bathrobe...

Yawn~ wake me up when it's time to go..... snore...

Hello and Goodbye San Francisco!

Okay, waking up at 6AM after sleeping at around 3.30AM was a bitch, but i was smart enough to pack everything before i slept. (Wasn't much anyway lol but you know what i mean.)
I got down to the lobby by 6.30AM and we were ready to go once the Limo arrived. YAY the classic black limo to the Airport!!! Thank you Pechanga muahahaha~ Ooops, I only took one picture on the Limo and i had to flash my knickers. FAIL! I'll cover it up with a pervert dog.



There, that's better lol.
Okay, i was super spoilt and had my breakfast on the Limo. Blueberry Pancakes!!



To be honest i don't eat sweet things in the morning and Johnson was too sleepy for his breakfast so i stole his hash browns while he was sleeping in the Limo. yeeheehee..

Once arrived at the Airport the check in was quick but the scanning part was a bitch. I had to take out my Ipad2 into a separate tray because it was a computer device. Then scanning was fine but as i started to pack up my bags, some shit head staff grabbed onto my ipad and started to look at it and showing the other staff. She then handed it back to me and said "Very nice." I was like frozen. WTF?! And i thought there was a problem! If you wanted to look at my ipad for "non-work reasons" Be nice and ask?
I dont even want to speak anymore about this, moving on now.



Welcome to Sacramento! Yay i don't know where i am but still! YAY!!
Okay after arrival, the others were heading to Cache Creek. But i'm not going with them. Why? Because i had other plans. The main purpose of my trip was to go San Francisco!



I hired a driver to take me to San Francisco and back when i'm done. Why am i going to San Francisco? To meet my girlfriend Julia Olson!!!!!!! Those who have been supporting me on Youtube since the very beginning will know who she is. I had loads of videos with me and her. She's my partner. I'll go into more detail next time about her but all you need to know this time is that i really missed her and i flew thousands of miles just to say hi to her. I think that's the most romantic thing i've ever done.



The trip to San Francisco was about 2 hours. It was very gloomy and rather cloudy. But somehow the closer i was to San Francisco the skies were clearing out.



Just look how blue the sky got! It was like my mood. As i was getting closer to Julia i was feeling so excited and happy.



To end this blog here is a picture of me and Julia and the huge Totoro i bought for her. It's a terrible photo of me but hey, her smile in this picture is priceless. I had only an hour with her since i had to hurry back to Sacramento. We talked and laughed just like the old days.

On my way back to Sacramento i felt rather blue but at the same time very happy that i saw her again. Just it was for too short. I've just been so busy to take time off to see her. Hopefully i can organize something and bring her to HK for her spine injury since she's not very happy with the progress in San Francisco.

Anyway! Let's not think about unhappy things! I miss her already!!!
I love you Julia!!!

Pechanga Resort & Casino!

Okay, so it wasn't really much of a road trip. It took about 3 hours drive, but still! Look how tired i look man! Lack of expression, just dead....I just woke up in the car! Gimme a break, no pretty faces yet. haha!

So after arriving in Pechanga Resort i checked into my room right away.
It was a suite! yay!!! How nice of them! I took many photos of the suite but them i thought, hold it! Why post a shit load of pictures when i can just post the video! So i looked online and found the video.



Purrrdy room. OKay so after getting comfy me and the guys went down to the concert backstage to say hi to our friend. He was too busy rehearsing so me and Sean decided to raid his restroom.
We played with the coffee machine, we used his washroom and then Sean started to roast my accent so i kicked him in the ass.



I don't know if Sean wants to get public so just incase i'm going to use an animated dog to show what his expression was. nyehehh~

OKay, we didn't just mess around. Of course we did need to help Johnson out with his show.
So Johnson brought this brand new pair of Shoes for the concert. And like many shoes, cheap or expensive they may have a huge issue. When a shoe is too new they may scratch the back of the foot above the heel. Now that i know is hella painful!

So what did we do? Brothers! let's work our shit!



We decided to wear down the material by stepping on the back of the shoe.
LOL! This seriously looks funny...Of course, we also got him some bandages….



After a Successful Concert that night, me, Sean and Mikey took off to buy some food for a mid-night party. We spent over US$100 on junk food. Now get ready for the list, i don't remember the exact but it was roughly this…

12 Soft Tacos
12 Hard Tacos
4 Burritos
4 Quesadillas
1 Order of Nachos
3 In-n-out Burgers
2 Large Fries
2 Chilli cheese fries
4 Churros

And that concludes our day... I went to sleep as a fat bitch.
It's 3AM and i have to be at the lobby by 6.30AM to catch my flight.
Where am i going next? It's the never ending Journey! hehe

Road Trip and Fish!

I'm driving!
Just kidding! I don't know my way around LA. Let's just leave it to the men, i rather sleep in the car haha!



During the drive we made a quick stop and Sean's office. He needed to grab something so me and the others just hung around outside with his fish. Fish food anyone?



Nom nom nom... That's one UGLY face dude.


So! Back on the road.
By the time i woke up we have reaches these wonderful rocky hills.
They looked beautiful so i took a few photos, until i realized something...
This is hella dangerous!!! Do they get rock slides? Seriously wouldn't want to be driving through here on a windy day...

Almost there! yay!